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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 476 matches | ||
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2011 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3855 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7002 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 7074 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,377,584 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 54% | 137 |
| #2 | meanmachine | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | Zn1p3r_33 | 50% | 931 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 54% | 137 |
| #2 | meanmachine | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | Zn1p3r_33 | 50% | 931 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zn1p3r_33 | 113 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | N1ck_134 | 32 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | meanmachine | 10 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zn1p3r_33 | 3109 | 0.17 | 86 min |
| #2 | N1ck_134 | 874 | 0.31 | 22 min |
| #3 | meanmachine | 319 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meanmachine | +5.51 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Zn1p3r_33 | +5.42 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | N1ck_134 | +3.57 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | REDRUM | -4.97 | 34 | 38 |





