








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 453 matches | ||
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12546 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8552 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8564 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9446 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,899,477 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 55% | 237 |
| #2 | REDRUM | 50% | 931 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 55% | 237 |
| #2 | REDRUM | 50% | 931 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 40 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | REDRUM | 24 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_134 | 1359 | 0.28 | 34 min |
| #2 | REDRUM | 636 | 0.03 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zn1p3r_33 | +4.96 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | N1ck_134 | +2.44 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | REDRUM | -5.08 | 33 | 40 |





