








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6352 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9153 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4429 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8110 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,347 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0rc4 | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | DENNIS-G | 49% | 70 |
| #3 | cilopacius | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0rc4 | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | DENNIS-G | 49% | 70 |
| #3 | cilopacius | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0rc4 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | cilopacius | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DENNIS-G | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | cilopacius | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | 0rc4 | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DENNIS-G | +4.81 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | SKULLFAJZ | -0.22 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | cilopacius | -2.54 | 37 | 66 |
| #4 | 0rc4 | -2.97 | 43 | 60 |





