








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6172 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2565 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2408 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2390 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,212,447 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PepsodentHymy | 60% | 115 |
| #2 | TINDER LVL 10 | 58% | 79 |
| #3 | KromoSonni | 56% | 107 |
| #4 | guido | 56% | 90 |
| #5 | ^_^ツ | 54% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jo | +6.06 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | Trukkiz | +4.42 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | PepsodentHymy | +3.69 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | guido2 | +2.92 | 67 | 78 |
| #5 | ^_^ツ | +2.62 | 72 | 46 |





