








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 23% |
| Smokes | 449 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 285 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,287 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ♠ Erlandinho ♠ | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Kurmis | 55% | 38 |
| #6 | Endzois | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | Wendyy❤ | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | Dreik | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurmis | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | ♠ Erlandinho ♠ | 2 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | generality | 2 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Dreik | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurmis | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♠ Erlandinho ♠ | 44 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | generality | 40 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dreik | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Endzois | 22 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | generality | +3.47 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | adrians pro | +2.51 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Dreik | +1.01 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Endzois | +0.57 | 88 | 57 |
| #5 | ♠ Erlandinho ♠ | +0.34 | 76 | 66 |





