








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1623 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2635 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1859 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2289 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,720 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Korin | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Misato Never Misito_2 | 45% | 154 |
| #9 | fk7 | 45% | 104 |
| #10 | AFAJA #FreeRxxnye | 45% | 101 |
| #11 | wwwavey | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misato Never Misito_2 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | AFAJA #FreeRxxnye | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | shmi11sen | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | fk7 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | n9v9rm!nd | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misato Never Misito_2 | 379 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Speederman | 356 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | shmi11sen | 151 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | AFAJA #FreeRxxnye | 136 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | fk7 | 134 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misato Never Misito_2 | +2.10 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | aino991 | +1.81 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | Speederman | -0.07 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | hypnotiK | -0.38 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | fk7 | -0.99 | 67 | 59 |





