








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1452 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1355 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1651 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,808 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | n9v9rm!nd | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | fk7 | 46% | 48 |
| #9 | wwwavey | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | DIE Chance | 45% | 20 |
| #11 | Speederman | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misato Never Misito_2 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | aino991 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | fk7 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | n9v9rm!nd | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | hypnotiK | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speederman | 228 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Misato Never Misito_2 | 195 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | hypnotiK | 112 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | aino991 | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | fk7 | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misato Never Misito_2 | +2.88 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | hypnotiK | +1.46 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | aino991 | +1.07 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Speederman | +0.30 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | AFAJA #FreeRxxnye | -0.52 | 57 | 53 |





