








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Renown | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




177 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5682 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3130 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4821 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4363 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,882,667 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | 77% | 61 |
| #2 | UMBREON | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | kani | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | 77% | 61 |
| #2 | UMBREON | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | kani | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kani | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | UMBREON | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | roberto | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kani | 455 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | roberto | 159 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | UMBREON | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +4.34 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | rlyon | +3.34 | 92 | 46 |
| #3 | kani | +1.54 | 90 | 76 |
| #4 | UMBREON | -0.04 | 84 | 52 |





