








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3119 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1404 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3298 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1848 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,252 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sonniibee | 56% | 66 |
| #2 | DOPE | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | P-Kone | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Los_LuschoS | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DA | PIFGE | 38% | 24 |
| #9 | ChewVACca | 35% | 26 |
| #10 | Günther | 33% | 24 |
| #11 | andL ✌ | 30% | 30 |
| #12 | EclAiS | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOPE | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | P-Kone | 8 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Losy_Golab | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | sonniibee | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 158 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Los_LuschoS | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | ChewVACca | 107 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | andL ✌ | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | DOPE | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +4.98 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | DOPE | +3.88 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | P-Kone | +2.49 | 90 | 54 |
| #4 | High_Kick_Hassan | +2.17 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | andL ✌ | +1.98 | 83 | 73 |





