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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 67% |
| Smokes | 28 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 44 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 49 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,520 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beetle ✞ | 46% | 56 |
| #2 | Djlink12 | 45% | 29 |
| #3 | darb | 44% | 71 |
| #4 | RICKY | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | DrMcShizzHoles | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beetle ✞ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | DrMcShizzHoles | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | RICKY | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | darb | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Djlink12 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darb | +3.29 | 59 | 55 |
| #2 | RICKY | +3.16 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | Beetle ✞ | +2.80 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | Djlink12 | -1.72 | 50 | 17 |
| #5 | DrMcShizzHoles | -1.84 | 39 | 25 |





