








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 20% |
| Smokes | 251 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 142 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 311 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,487 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICKY | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Beetle ✞ | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | darb | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | Nato_Vengeance | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | Djlink12 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICKY | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Beetle ✞ | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | darb | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | Nato_Vengeance | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | Djlink12 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICKY | 4 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | darb | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Beetle ✞ | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Djlink12 | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darb | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | RICKY | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nato_Vengeance | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Beetle ✞ | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICKY | +4.93 | 54 | 57 |
| #2 | darb | +3.28 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | Beetle ✞ | +1.98 | 74 | 43 |
| #4 | DrMcShizzHoles | -2.11 | 34 | 28 |
| #5 | Djlink12 | -2.48 | 55 | 18 |





