








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 215 matches | ||
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10691 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8777 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5420 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8648 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,376,306 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hdz | 80% | 138 |
| #2 | GIZMO | 80% | 125 |
| #3 | love | 79% | 422 |
| #4 | heaty | 79% | 57 |
| #5 | Phanatic | 74% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heaty | 16 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | GIZMO | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | love | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | qqq | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | hdz | 10 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIZMO | +5.07 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | goober | +4.38 | 94 | 72 |
| #3 | love | +4.00 | 96 | 51 |
| #4 | qqq | +3.74 | 89 | 65 |
| #5 | heaty | +2.90 | 80 | 69 |





