








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 27% |
| Smokes | 987 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 855 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1163 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,586 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | š0va | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | Kp:) | 52% | 85 |
| #10 | wekfjo | 48% | 31 |
| #11 | BOB | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | [ステッカー] | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kp:) | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | [ステッカー] | 7 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | wekfjo | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | adb | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | BOB | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kp:) | 111 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | adb | 96 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | š0va | 96 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pofi | 89 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | [ステッカー] | 69 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wekfjo | +2.51 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | murgzx999 | +0.96 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | BOB | +0.61 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | Kp:) | +0.60 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | FigX | +0.43 | 62 | 49 |





