








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2680 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2202 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 589 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1723 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,930 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1trage | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | FigX | 61% | 69 |
| #3 | Vixzy | 60% | 81 |
| #4 | wekfjo | 58% | 88 |
| #5 | Kp:) | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Vixzy | 60% | 81 |
| #4 | wekfjo | 58% | 88 |
| #5 | Kp:) | 39% | 36 |
| #6 | BOB | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | murgzx999 | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vixzy | 23 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | wekfjo | 22 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | FigX | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | murgzx999 | 8 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | Kp:) | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wekfjo | 300 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | FigX | 200 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Vixzy | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | v1trage | 69 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kp:) | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1trage | +6.27 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | wekfjo | +2.31 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | FigX | +2.23 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | [ステッカー] | +0.77 | 51 | 47 |
| #5 | Kp:) | +0.71 | 63 | 54 |





