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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1697 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 841 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,343 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 749 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FigX | 74% | 50 |
| #2 | yaankz | 72% | 32 |
| #3 | v1trage | 69% | 49 |
| #4 | Vixzy | 68% | 47 |
| #5 | Noname | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ステッカー] | 34 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Vixzy | 12 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | murgzx999 | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | yaankz | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | v1trage | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ステッカー] | 327 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | v1trage | 180 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | FigX | 151 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | yaankz | 118 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Noname | 93 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1trage | +5.31 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Noname | +3.51 | 95 | 70 |
| #3 | yaankz | +3.16 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | FigX | +2.56 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | wekfjo | +1.57 | 75 | 56 |





