








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3242 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2581 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,578 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | massive turd | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 60% | 107 |
| #3 | MrMirru | 56% | 268 |
| #4 | Alex420 | 53% | 97 |
| #5 | GerretLOL | 48% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 60% | 107 |
| #3 | MrMirru | 56% | 268 |
| #4 | Alex420 | 53% | 97 |
| #5 | GerretLOL | 48% | 150 |
| #6 | karl. | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMirru | 49 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | GerretLOL | 39 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | Alex420 | 29 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 19 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | karl. | 13 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 272 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | MrMirru | 185 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | GerretLOL | 178 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alex420 | 178 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | karl. | 133 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | +4.84 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | massive turd | +3.19 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | MrMirru | +1.33 | 44 | 31 |
| #4 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | +0.33 | 48 | 42 |
| #5 | Alex420 | -1.20 | 38 | 33 |





