








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2027 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2342 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1524 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 796 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,501 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | 60% | 107 |
| #2 | MrMirru | 56% | 227 |
| #3 | massive turd | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | GerretLOL | 46% | 129 |
| #5 | karl. | 45% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | +6.33 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | massive turd | +4.95 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | MrMirru | +3.43 | 53 | 25 |
| #4 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | +1.23 | 55 | 43 |
| #5 | Alex420 | -0.08 | 41 | 27 |





