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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 686 | 15% |
| Smokes | 584 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2216 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 1174 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,845 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | 48% | 150 |
| #2 | MrMirru | 46% | 259 |
| #3 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 46% | 129 |
| #4 | karl. | 39% | 104 |
| #5 | Alex420 | 37% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | 48% | 150 |
| #2 | MrMirru | 46% | 259 |
| #3 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 46% | 129 |
| #4 | karl. | 39% | 104 |
| #5 | Alex420 | 37% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMirru | 56 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | 43 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 23 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Alex420 | 21 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | karl. | 17 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | 436 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | 341 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | karl. | 208 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | MrMirru | 183 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Alex420 | 152 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Päris Sumsar♿♿♿ | +5.87 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | MrMirru | +2.62 | 48 | 27 |
| #3 | [Team Tuvi] doktor maja | +1.20 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | Alex420 | +0.21 | 42 | 36 |
| #5 | karl. | -3.23 | 28 | 33 |





