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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 994 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2025 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,751 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 755 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omar | 42 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | orosh | 32 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | tonton | 30 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | 772bitman | 22 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | speedy | 19 | 0.0358 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonton | 323 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Omar | 258 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Itchy | 223 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | orosh | 207 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | 772bitman | 156 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aris | +9.56 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | +6.70 | 84 | 46 |
| #3 | Omar | +3.97 | 74 | 41 |
| #4 | Balu Ψ | +3.44 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Itchy | +3.29 | 58 | 69 |





