








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,971 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6423 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5213 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4762 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3963 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,513 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mushi | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Halumir | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | MaxFire | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Svenkan | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Sarsi | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | 1hp | 50% | 74 |
| #13 | Driss10 | 49% | 49 |
| #14 | Cyrex ヅ | 48% | 27 |
| #15 | vegas | 47% | 53 |
| #16 | MF DOOM | 45% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1hp | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Mushi | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | MF DOOM | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Sarsi | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | General Specific | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF DOOM | 448 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | AXLLBK | 296 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jonas | 235 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mushi | 233 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | 1hp | 209 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vr1LL | +2.83 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Svenkan | +2.02 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Halumir | +1.46 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | Sarsi | +0.61 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷 Frytube | +0.48 | 68 | 58 |





