








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Esplay | 66 matches | 2,125 | |
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5111 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4819 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3904 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4215 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,733,313 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | vr1LL | 58% | 43 |
| #7 | MF DOOM | 56% | 104 |
| #8 | Thanatos | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | Pumpkin | 48% | 128 |
| #10 | Sya the Agent | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumpkin | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | MF DOOM | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Jonis | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Sn0w-_x | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Pillefj0ng | 5 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn0w-_x | +6.75 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Svenkan | +2.18 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | vr1LL | +1.34 | 95 | 54 |
| #4 | Pumpkin | +0.83 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | Pillefj0ng | +0.73 | 73 | 71 |





