








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4455 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3424 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2141 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4148 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,093 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Detective Watson | 47% | 189 |
| #8 | DLUU | 47% | 159 |
| #9 | hamishchan7 | 45% | 308 |
| #10 | levinsdly | 44% | 50 |
| #11 | wky | 43% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hamishchan7 | 31 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Detective Watson | 17 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Agent Number K | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ENZ | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | DLUU | 8 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENZ | +2.42 | 56 | 49 |
| #2 | levinsdly | +2.26 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | ... | +1.61 | 72 | 37 |
| #4 | 劉青雲 | +0.49 | 61 | 41 |
| #5 | DLUU | -0.61 | 37 | 36 |





