








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1251 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1042 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 765 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $229,273 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iAMTSUJ1 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | EkuReshi | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Gilas | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | edf1sh | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | NaKooooo | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NaKooooo | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | BENKEI | 50% | 46 |
| #7 | n0VICey | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | 778 | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edf1sh | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | BENKEI | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Gilas | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | 778 | 1 | 0.0476 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edf1sh | 227 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | n0VICey | 156 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | BENKEI | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gilas | 143 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | NaKooooo | 36 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaKooooo | +2.69 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | 778 | +2.38 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Gilas | +2.36 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Kurozu | +1.65 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | EkuReshi | +0.36 | 54 | 54 |





