








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 650 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7349 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7147 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8803 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5777 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,812 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 726 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pappa Åberg | 51% | 97 |
| #2 | BlueMonkey1027 | 50% | 339 |
| #3 | Metallmaskin | 49% | 312 |
| #4 | Ruuuuudy | 49% | 472 |
| #5 | pro player | 48% | 443 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | pro player | 48% | 443 |
| #6 | DuttReacts | 47% | 341 |
| #7 | Bommalot | 45% | 62 |
| #8 | ye buddy 웃 | 39% | 61 |
| #9 | Arga Snickaren | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuttReacts | 129 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | pro player | 34 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Ruuuuudy | 28 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Metallmaskin | 25 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | BlueMonkey1027 | 22 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuttReacts | 1414 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | Ruuuuudy | 622 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #3 | pro player | 494 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #4 | BlueMonkey1027 | 391 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | 307 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueMonkey1027 | +1.69 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | pro player | +1.62 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | Homelander | +0.98 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Metallmaskin | +0.07 | 58 | 43 |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | -0.33 | 76 | 62 |





