








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2625 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2990 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2211 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,327 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 972 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueMonkey1027 | 52% | 204 |
| #2 | pro player | 51% | 269 |
| #3 | Pappa Åberg | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Homelander | 49% | 312 |
| #5 | DuttReacts | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pappa Åberg | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Homelander | 49% | 312 |
| #5 | DuttReacts | 48% | 160 |
| #6 | Ruuuuudy | 45% | 163 |
| #7 | Bommalot | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuttReacts | 62 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Homelander | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | pro player | 20 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | BlueMonkey1027 | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Ruuuuudy | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Homelander | 685 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | DuttReacts | 582 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | pro player | 259 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | BlueMonkey1027 | 225 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | 182 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueMonkey1027 | +1.44 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | pro player | +1.25 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Homelander | +0.34 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Pappa Åberg | +0.05 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | Metallmaskin | -0.33 | 57 | 43 |





