








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3063 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2604 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3764 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3835 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,391,526 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Homelander | 49% | 472 |
| #2 | pro player | 47% | 313 |
| #3 | BlueMonkey1027 | 46% | 224 |
| #4 | Metallmaskin | 45% | 163 |
| #5 | DuttReacts | 43% | 375 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Metallmaskin | 45% | 163 |
| #5 | DuttReacts | 43% | 375 |
| #6 | Bommalot | 37% | 35 |
| #7 | Pappa Åberg | 36% | 81 |
| #8 | Arga Snickaren | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuttReacts | 155 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | Homelander | 45 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | pro player | 34 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | BlueMonkey1027 | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | 11 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuttReacts | 1581 | 0.21 | 40 min |
| #2 | Homelander | 1045 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #3 | pro player | 339 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | BlueMonkey1027 | 270 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | 262 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueMonkey1027 | +2.01 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | pro player | +2.00 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Homelander | +1.53 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Metallmaskin | +0.71 | 59 | 42 |
| #5 | Pappa Åberg | -0.02 | 75 | 62 |





