








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5632 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5404 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3075 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4036 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,314 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAASTIG Thano_1 | 50% | 155 |
| #2 | FEL1X | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | beennniiii | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | timnick25 | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | Goratos | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FEL1X | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | beennniiii | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | timnick25 | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | Goratos | 44% | 84 |
| #6 | Pulviinus | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timnick25 | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Goratos | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | HAASTIG Thano_1 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Pulviinus | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | beennniiii | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goratos | 162 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | timnick25 | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | HAASTIG Thano_1 | 118 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pulviinus | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | FEL1X | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAASTIG Thano_1 | +1.57 | 60 | 34 |
| #2 | FEL1X | +1.21 | 55 | 55 |
| #3 | timnick25 | +0.28 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | HAASTIG basby | -0.30 | 42 | 58 |
| #5 | Goratos | -0.81 | 52 | 59 |





