








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2095 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2657 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1456 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,804,670 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 55% | 87 |
| #2 | Dr1b_ | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | Sh4d0w | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | bitphlip | 51% | 224 |
| #5 | Baby Yoda | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bitphlip | 30 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Baby Yoda | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Dr1b_ | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | martinz106 | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Sh4d0w | 7 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 364 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | bitphlip | 356 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | martinz106 | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dr1b_ | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sh4d0w | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bitphlip | +5.34 | 67 | 40 |
| #2 | Sh4d0w | +3.45 | 52 | 32 |
| #3 | Storm | +2.29 | 45 | 56 |
| #4 | Baby Yoda | +0.20 | 32 | 28 |
| #5 | martinz106 | -0.77 | 42 | 44 |





