








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 565 | 5% |
| Smokes | 4545 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2891 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4077 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,086 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blondii | 61% | 139 |
| #2 | GlitzerPimmel | 61% | 150 |
| #3 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Rin_Kukrayami | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | Scorpion | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schaumii | 50 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Rin_Kukrayami | 14 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | VitaminSiuuuuu | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | GlitzerPimmel | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | IT | mannimitdembenz | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlitzerPimmel | +7.27 | 79 | 40 |
| #2 | VitaminSiuuuuu | +6.02 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Schaumii | +5.20 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | IT | mannimitdembenz | +2.37 | 87 | 42 |
| #5 | Scorpion | +0.35 | 48 | 52 |





