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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 738 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7254 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6168 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8597 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5429 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,472,944 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | m1sza ; | 55% | 69 |
| #7 | SchN1ckzR | 53% | 78 |
| #8 | Peasy | 51% | 70 |
| #9 | M3ll0w | 46% | 57 |
| #10 | CyyNex | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cxnnj | 17 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | kraundy.dll | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | bach | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | SchN1ckzR | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Peasy | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraundy.dll | 340 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | cxnnj | 283 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | bach | 246 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Peasy | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | SchN1ckzR | 173 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraundy.dll | +5.36 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | cxnnj | +3.44 | 96 | 69 |
| #3 | Zamnes1a | +1.27 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | SchN1ckzR | +0.57 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | bach | +0.24 | 77 | 64 |





