








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4681 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3981 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2684 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,623 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FANATIQZ; | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | z1x_ | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | Zamnes1a | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FANATIQZ; | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | z1x_ | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | Zamnes1a | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z1x_ | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Zamnes1a | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | FANATIQZ; | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z1x_ | 136 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zamnes1a | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | FANATIQZ; | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z1x_ | +0.85 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | Zamnes1a | +0.70 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | FANATIQZ; | +0.36 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Peasy | -0.13 | 68 | 71 |





