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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6896 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7168 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5397 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5653 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,220,124 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majiN | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | M3ll0w | 60% | 75 |
| #3 | -eZoo- | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Zamnes1a | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | kenyu | 52% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majiN | +3.83 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | kenyu | +1.92 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | M3ll0w | +0.79 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | SchN1ckzR | +0.65 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | Zamnes1a | +0.57 | 68 | 67 |





