








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 339 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6380 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5750 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5017 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6830 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,186,887 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 58% | 98 |
| #2 | benji | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | Apollo | 57% | 250 |
| #4 | Beaf | 54% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 58% | 98 |
| #2 | benji | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | Apollo | 57% | 250 |
| #4 | Beaf | 54% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 36 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Beaf | 28 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | benji | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 815 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | s9 * zAppleShadow | 395 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Beaf | 161 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | benji | 95 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dornoko | +2.49 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Apollo | +2.04 | 34 | 55 |
| #3 | s9 * zAppleShadow | +1.52 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | benji | +0.97 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | Beaf | -3.32 | 4 | 25 |





