








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 258 | 17% |
| Smokes | 439 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 521 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,293 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0z | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | pxzxzu | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | HardYaka | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | I'm a good boy. | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | deadendxxx | 47% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pxzxzu | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | HardYaka | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | I'm a good boy. | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | deadendxxx | 47% | 144 |
| #6 | KID 山本 | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HardYaka | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | deadendxxx | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | KID 山本 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | I'm a good boy. | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadendxxx | 236 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | HardYaka | 203 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | I'm a good boy. | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | pxzxzu | 63 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | KID 山本 | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0z | +13.33 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | I drink ARAB discharge | +3.48 | 58 | 24 |
| #3 | KID 山本 | -0.33 | 47 | 40 |
| #4 | HardYaka | -0.75 | 41 | 36 |
| #5 | deadendxxx | -2.45 | 15 | 46 |





