








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 647 | 15% |
| Smokes | 789 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1304 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1464 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,382 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aura 2 | 87% | 39 |
| #2 | Nerdy Digger | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | 1TapElite ⌖ | CrickJ=D | 56% | 107 |
| #4 | te9a #LLKB | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | inno | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aura 2 | 22 | 0.0526 |
| #2 | 1TapElite ⌖ | CrickJ=D | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | revie :3 | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | inno | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | te9a #LLKB | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inno | 385 | 0.44 | 11 min |
| #2 | 1TapElite ⌖ | CrickJ=D | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | aura 2 | 34 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | revie :3 | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | te9a #LLKB | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aura 2 | +9.25 | 83 | 15 |
| #2 | emmie | +4.41 | 73 | 33 |
| #3 | inno | +1.08 | 50 | 68 |
| #4 | 1TapElite ⌖ | CrickJ=D | -1.05 | 67 | 36 |
| #5 | te9a #LLKB | -1.98 | 50 | 36 |





