








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 325 | 24% |
| Smokes | 697 | 52% |
| HE Grenades | 68 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 252 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,479 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emmie | 87% | 39 |
| #2 | calm | 69% | 42 |
| #3 | el_Silvano | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | fagi | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emmie | 87% | 39 |
| #2 | calm | 69% | 42 |
| #3 | el_Silvano | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | fagi | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calm | 17 | 0.0322 |
| #2 | emmie | 9 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | fagi | 7 | 0.0267 |
| #4 | el_Silvano | 6 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calm | 144 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #2 | fagi | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | el_Silvano | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | emmie | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aura 2 | +6.23 | 93 | 20 |
| #2 | emmie | +4.63 | 63 | 26 |
| #3 | el_Silvano | +2.19 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | calm | -0.40 | 93 | 33 |
| #5 | fagi | -4.65 | 21 | 32 |





