








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1900 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1833 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2689 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,520 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsWafflev | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Ozzy | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | ♿Chair | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | zLukaH_ | 60% | 25 |
| #5 | Cabr1 | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Cabr1 | 60% | 30 |
| #6 | Ather87 | 58% | 130 |
| #7 | Amend | 58% | 88 |
| #8 | MCL | PAPITA | 56% | 25 |
| #9 | DRAZEN | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ather87 | 19 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Amend | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Cabr1 | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ♿Chair | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | itsWafflev | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ather87 | 359 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Amend | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | MCL | PAPITA | 85 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | itsWafflev | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♿Chair | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ozzy | +2.51 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | MCL | PAPITA | +1.48 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | Frankz | +1.34 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | ♿Chair | +1.22 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Ather87 | +0.46 | 75 | 59 |





