








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,521 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3532 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3329 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3388 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1666 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,678 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ljungan | 54% | 81 |
| #2 | Balban and egor | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Docile | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | TeeVeeoAl | 46% | 129 |
| #5 | gunbacca | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ljungan | 54% | 81 |
| #2 | Balban and egor | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Docile | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | TeeVeeoAl | 46% | 129 |
| #5 | gunbacca | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Docile | 65 | 0.0247 |
| #2 | Ljungan | 34 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | gunbacca | 12 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | TeeVeeoAl | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Balban and egor | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Docile | 894 | 0.34 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ljungan | 362 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | TeeVeeoAl | 291 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | gunbacca | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Balban and egor | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gunbacca | +2.55 | 55 | 48 |
| #2 | Docile | +2.33 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Ljungan | +1.90 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | TeeVeeoAl | +1.78 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | Balban and egor | +1.30 | 61 | 55 |





