








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1340 | 41% |
| Smokes | 583 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 638 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $175,929 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | najyiii | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | zekA | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | devil's eye | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | Kylian Mbappé | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | _MANOTO_PEEK_ PE YT | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | najyiii | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | zekA | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | devil's eye | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | Kylian Mbappé | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | _MANOTO_PEEK_ PE YT | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekA | 21 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | najyiii | 17 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | devil's eye | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Kylian Mbappé | 5 | 0.0210 |
| #5 | _MANOTO_PEEK_ PE YT | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekA | 361 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | devil's eye | 359 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | najyiii | 205 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | _MANOTO_PEEK_ PE YT | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kylian Mbappé | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekA | +5.95 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | _MANOTO_PEEK_ PE YT | +0.11 | 56 | 47 |
| #3 | devil's eye | -0.22 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | najyiii | -1.39 | 50 | 52 |
| #5 | CRX | -1.40 | 41 | 54 |





