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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1137 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1914 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 854 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 561 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,635 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ske | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | sumkeee | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | 65% | 81 |
| #4 | Blueberries | 57% | 159 |
| #5 | JAV THE JAV BREAKER | 56% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | 30 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Blueberries | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | JAV THE JAV BREAKER | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | sumkeee | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ske | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blueberries | 728 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | JAV THE JAV BREAKER | 294 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | 256 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | sumkeee | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Austrian Painter | 43 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAV THE JAV BREAKER | +4.50 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | sumkeee | +4.44 | 70 | 44 |
| #3 | Blueberries | +2.19 | 49 | 72 |
| #4 | ske | +2.06 | 65 | 50 |
| #5 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | +0.11 | 29 | 67 |





