








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5753 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3817 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3735 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,999,392 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | 73 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Blueberries | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ske | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | sumkeee | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blueberries | 1026 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | 867 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | sumkeee | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | ske | 116 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | | 97 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sumkeee | +2.69 | 67 | 44 |
| #2 | ske | +2.32 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | JAV THE JAV BREAKER | +2.22 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | Blueberries | +0.16 | 44 | 65 |
| #5 | ᠨᠠᠫᠤ | -1.74 | 33 | 61 |





