








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 873 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1245 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1343 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1024 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,564 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | [GER] Popertze | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | [GER] š¼š š®š®šš | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | The Sentinal | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | [GER] š¼š š®š®šš | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | Monkey D. Luffy | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | The Sentinal | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | Flam1eć | 39% | 28 |
| #7 | M4rz0n | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GER] Popertze | 8 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Monkey D. Luffy | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Flam1eć | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | M4rz0n | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 6 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #2 | [GER] Popertze | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #3 | Flam1eć | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GER] Popertze | +2.05 | 53 | 53 |
| #2 | Frosty | +0.15 | 70 | 50 |
| #3 | The Sentinal | +0.00 | 24 | 28 |
| #4 | [GER] š¼š š®š®šš | +0.00 | 48 | 47 |
| #5 | M4rz0n | +0.00 | 50 | 60 |





