








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1956 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2071 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2349 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,624 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnX | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | ChopChop | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 49% | 142 |
| #5 | chizo | 42% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ChopChop | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 49% | 142 |
| #5 | chizo | 42% | 81 |
| #6 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | 34% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 37 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | 36 | 0.0314 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 33 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | ChopChop | 12 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | chizo | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 475 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 378 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | chizo | 210 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | 179 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | FnX | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnX | +10.39 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | chizo | +4.23 | 61 | 74 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | +1.39 | 41 | 63 |
| #4 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | +0.81 | 33 | 64 |
| #5 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | +0.22 | 35 | 46 |





