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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6048 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5433 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3386 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5287 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,153,334 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnX | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | ChopChop | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | oeLLph | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ChopChop | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | oeLLph | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 44% | 62 |
| #6 | chizo | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChopChop | 42 | 0.0266 |
| #2 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | chizo | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | FnX | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 297 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | 196 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | ChopChop | 166 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | chizo | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | FnX | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnX | +8.72 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | chizo | +3.59 | 60 | 75 |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | +0.25 | 38 | 64 |
| #4 | ChopChop | -1.00 | 47 | 35 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/fil_frisbee23 | -1.46 | 45 | 61 |





