








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1173 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1054 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,132 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 10 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | 8 | 0.0230 |
| #4 | FnX | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 178 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | FnX | 143 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | 67 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | 67 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | 0,0% Aim | SpliZz | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnX | +7.45 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | 0,0% Aim | fentanyx | +2.06 | 33 | 56 |
| #3 | ViO | +1.92 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | dannzy | +1.45 | 50 | 72 |
| #5 | SIGMA BUSTER 1100 FAHRRADLAMPE | +0.88 | 17 | 46 |





