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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4705 | 15% |
| Smokes | 11240 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 6331 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8223 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,484,497 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daku Mangal Singh | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Death Monarch ☑ | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | ACKNOWLEDGE ME | 55% | 89 |
| #4 | Crave | 54% | 70 |
| #5 | John Cena #1 Fan | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | He Who Remains.. | 46% | 156 |
| #8 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 45% | 361 |
| #9 | penchor | 39% | 74 |
| #10 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 36% | 183 |
| #11 | Jumanji_expert (Prod1gy) | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 31 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | He Who Remains.. | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Eren | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ACKNOWLEDGE ME | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 495 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Eren | 364 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Death Monarch ☑ | 237 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | penchor | 195 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 168 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crave | +5.79 | 80 | 23 |
| #2 | Death Monarch ☑ | +4.06 | 57 | 62 |
| #3 | lebuga | +0.29 | 33 | 57 |
| #4 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | +0.20 | 18 | 46 |
| #5 | Eren | -0.50 | 29 | 56 |





