








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4091 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2028 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 5193 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5846 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,156 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACKNOWLEDGE ME | 58% | 85 |
| #2 | Akdalgaming | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Mr. H | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | Crave | 51% | 119 |
| #5 | Daku Mangal Singh | 48% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | He Who Remains.. | 40% | 145 |
| #12 | John Cena #1 Fan | 39% | 93 |
| #13 | Mave | 39% | 57 |
| #14 | penchor | 38% | 93 |
| #15 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 37% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | He Who Remains.. | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | lebuga | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Eren | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ACKNOWLEDGE ME | 9 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lebuga | 494 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | Eren | 437 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | penchor | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | 𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕣 | 165 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | Akdalgaming | 135 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crave | +5.46 | 76 | 25 |
| #2 | Akdalgaming | +2.08 | 25 | 44 |
| #3 | lebuga | +0.56 | 33 | 62 |
| #4 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | +0.14 | 19 | 45 |
| #5 | Mr. H | -0.07 | 57 | 36 |





