








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3069 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4050 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3465 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2803 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,382,506 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | اِسْمٌ مُسْتَعار | 45 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Sheepsaxx | 28 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ZenithWolf | 27 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | bah | 27 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | 25 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheepsaxx | 1094 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | 807 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | Szoklet | 594 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | NeQPEEK | 563 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | ZenithWolf | 434 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeQPEEK | +6.15 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | kalicc5 | +3.67 | 87 | 35 |
| #3 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | +3.59 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | RIzzacek ♥ | +3.08 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | ZenithWolf | +2.43 | 86 | 43 |





