








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4167 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3750 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3646 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,660 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIzzacek ♥ | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | NeQPEEK | 50% | 132 |
| #3 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | 45% | 287 |
| #4 | اِسْمٌ مُسْتَعار | 44% | 205 |
| #5 | kalicc5 | 41% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | اِسْمٌ مُسْتَعار | 39 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | 27 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | bah | 23 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Eriko_19 | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ZenithWolf | 16 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | 853 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Eriko_19 | 580 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | NeQPEEK | 523 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | Szoklet | 504 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | اِسْمٌ مُسْتَعار | 378 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeQPEEK | +6.59 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | kalicc5 | +4.70 | 90 | 38 |
| #3 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | +3.58 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | RIzzacek ♥ | +3.53 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | ZenithWolf | +2.84 | 86 | 42 |





