








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6657 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5552 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4721 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4748 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,797 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kalicc5 | 56% | 62 |
| #6 | Eriko_19 | 52% | 144 |
| #7 | Szoklet | 52% | 87 |
| #8 | Sheepsaxx | 50% | 132 |
| #9 | oved carter | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeQPEEK | +4.18 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | oved carter | +3.36 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | Sㄚ乙 么 ツ | +2.97 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | ZenithWolf | +1.58 | 82 | 43 |
| #5 | kalicc5 | +1.29 | 78 | 39 |





